iPoot.

Peter got an iPad this last week (I still don’t GET why we needed one but a “boy and his toys” is a whole separate blog post). He’s quite late on the iPad acquisition and we’ve had a running joke since it’s come out about “takin’ it to the iPad”. On one of the Entertainment gossip shows in the evening one of the commentators was obviously comp’d an iPad and at LEAST once a segment he says “let’s take it to the iPad” where he does nothing but slide a photo around and point to famous people. Henry has obviously picked up on some of this and applied it to his world. I now hear him daily talking about “iPoot” and it’s usually followed by a familiar nauseating scent. But have no worries.. there’s an “app” for that.. it’s called a diaper. Peter seems less happy about “Takin’ it to the iPoot”.

TP Tuesdays

For the past couple of weeks Grant has been yelling out from the bathroom that he can “only wipe my own bum on Tuesdays”.  I thought it was just some weird regression and told him he needed to do it every time, no matter what day.  Today he extended the offer to Tuesdays and Wednesdays.  When I told him he was in luck because today was Tuesday he responded “Oh.  Well then today I can wipe my bum" as if it were the most normal thing in the world.  I don’t even want to know the horrors that are going on back there on a daily basis.  And I don’t know what it has to do with the other days of the week.