Monday, October 14, 2013

Australia New Zealand Cruise–Crossing the Equator and International Date Line

 

From the cruise newsletter yesterday evening:

“Important Information:  Please be aware that the evening of October 15th, the Oosterdam will cross the international date line.  The ship’s clocks will be set forward 24 hours at 2am this evening.  As a result of this Monday October 14, 2013 does not exist on this cruise”

Well I sure feel cheated of a day vacation there!!  At least I didn’t miss a birthday or something like some folks on the table next to us at lunch today!

We went to a lecture this morning with the boys titled “South Pacific Animals, Land & Sky”. Grant was really not happy about going but once he got there he ended up taking 4 pages of notes of things he found interesting. Henry used the time to complete his ENTIRE kindergarten handwriting/letters book. And what did Misty spend her time doing during the lecture? Well, along with spelling out every third word for Grant’s notes, she had to keep poking Peter during the detailed portion of the talk about the Boobies we’d most definitely be seeing. The beautiful markings on specific Boobies and what to look for had Peter on the edge of hysteria. I’m sure our mature co-travelers were really impressed.

Today we crossed the equator and the ship staff celebrated with a King Neptune Celebration. Pirates drag all crew members out who have not passed the equator on a ship previously. They were brought out before King Neptune and the Captain and crew and doused with some sort of food and goo and ultimately all pushed or jumped it the pool. The little write ups on each staff member before they were brought in front of the tribunal were funny and gave us a glimpse of the staff personally. Only other notable thing is that we arrived ridiculously early to get good seats.. waited in the hot sweltering sun only to have people come in as it started and stand directly in front of us. Thanks to some really angry people in our section most of them were chased off in a matter of minutes. Oh also all crew were required to kiss some huge (once) real fish .. we paid Grant to kiss it.. a debt he won’t soon forget to cash.

King Neptune:

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Officers voting on whether slimed crew members can wash off in the pool or sit to bake in the sun – These girls were not so lucky!

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One of the boys “Kids Club” councilors getting slimmed….

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Kissing the fish!

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King Neptune Certificate:

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Grant and Henry getting “Zapped” at dinner by Ketut the Dinning room manager – This is a daily game as to who can zap the other first!

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Saturday, October 12, 2013

Australia and New Zealand Cruise– Day 8-11 or something.

 

Note: We’ve had this post ready for a couple of days now but no internet connection at all aside from 30 mins last night.  On the positive side we’ve also lost Fox News channel as well and gained BBC World News!

Before we arrived in Hawaii Misty had been taking part in the ships Ukulele lessons – She played on stage with the band.

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We arrived in Lahaina after 4 days of sailing across the Pacific from LA. Due to the storm on leaving Seattle Holland America re-arranged our itinerary so we went to Lahaina instead of Hilo and then we only had one day in Honolulu instead of the originally planned 2 days. The online Hawaiian team that did the hula lessons, ukulele classes and Hawaiian history talks did a program and the captain opened the bow of the ship so we could listen to the chants and songs while Lahaina came into view. It was a gorgeous morning and made for a really scenic and memorable sail-in. The boys spent the ENTIRE day swimming in the sea. We stayed to watch the sunset and then made our way back with salty skin and sandy, sandy clothes, bags, shoes, everything. The amount of sand that we tracked into our room was an embarrassment and it never seemed to end. You’d rinse out Henry’s tiny swim trunks only to turn them over and pockets full of sand would empty. Our poor room stewards. We got an early night with not one single peep from the boys at bedtime.

The next day we arrived in Oahu. We rented a car in Honolulu and spent the first part of the morning at Walmart picking things up we’d forgotten along with a waterproof camera. The boys have been so happy playing in the surf and sand that it seemed a shame not to capture some of it because we worried about our nicer camera. We headed out to turtle beach in hopes of seeing some sea turtles and ended up seeing tons. The boys loved it and again loved jumping around in the sea and the rolling waves. Because of the large amount of tourists they have some turtle preservation people on the beach keeping people away from them doing their own thing. Mr. Pete the oblivious stood in waist deep water while the largest turtle I’ve ever seen swam right up to him. The preservationist woman was yelling and flapping around like crazy to stay away from the turtle while Peter didn’t take any notice of the 5 ft moving lump next to him. I posted a a pic of him to Facebook the other day just as the lightbulb went on.

After turtle beach we stopped so Pete could get some of the local garlic buttered shrimp and then we headed to the dole plantation. I have to admit in my ignorance I had no idea pineapples grew so close to the ground. We took a little train ride around and then got some of the famed Dole Whip. I think this is only available in Oahu at the dole plantation and at Disneyland/world. I love it.. Peter hates it. Grant and Henry of course saw the huge souvenir cup and decided they both needed that. 2 sips into his huge $7.50 Dole whip float Henry declared.. “actually, this is kinda gross” and that was that. I attempted to finish his and have since decided that while I love it, there is some truth to “too much of a good thing”.

Henry “surfing in Maui” – Sunset in Maui and Turtle Beach in Oahu.

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Dole Plantation, Oahu – 5,000 miles to Sydney and 4,394 to New Zealand still to go!

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When we got back on the ship from Oahu, HAL was throwing a Polynesian BBQ. Really great food and dancers – unfortunately our camera was back in the room for the whole thing! That evening HAL  also hosted a sort of “we’re sorry your itinerary was screwed up” Party with complimentary drinks. We showed up ready to get our 1-2 drinks and were totally surprised that it was an entire night of open bar. Peter was not feeling too well the next morning. It’s a good thing he’s got 5 full sea days til we get to Samoa to recover.  Looking forward to crossing the equator and dateline with the “King Neptune” ceremony.

With this cruise there seems to be a huge amount of formal nights. Even if we didn’t have the kids with us 8 nights is just annoying and excessive. I have no idea how people have traveled and flew with 8 nights of formal wear, beach wear, casual resort wear – whatever the hell that is and normal clothes. Seriously, it’s the only thing that’s starting to get annoying on this cruise. The annoying thing is on those nights they tend to have better dinner menus. Formal nights are the nights the lobster, and escargot and higher ticket items come out. As an alternative you can have the items all delivered to your room. We have tried this but the amount of trays delivered to the room was epic. Henry’s eyes nearly popped out of his head as he said “What?! We don’t have 6… 11… 12 people in our room?! Why are there so many trays!?” They delivered all the courses at once. The next formal night we decided that we should get dressed up again and head into the dining room as some of the food just doesn’t travel as well. You’ll all be happy to know that Peter did pass on wearing socks and crocs with his suit but he was tempted. J

A few notable things here and there: The boys have continued to behave incredibly well. People everywhere know who we are on the ship because we’re “the ones with the two little boys”. They kids are like celebrities with some of the staff which Henry is eating up but makes Grant really uncomfortable a lot of the time. It’s good practice for both of them. The wait staff have been SO nice and a few favorites have made them some fun origami and entertained them both with magic tricks. All this time I’ve been worried about our boys misbehaving but honestly, I’ve seen worse behavior from some of our fellow passengers. From the woman who threw a packet of butter down and stomped off because they didn’t have SALTED butter, to the woman who took the ENTIRE crackling portion of the roasted pig... THE ENTIRE PIG, to the odd person (or 5) who seem to scowl at the kids for just walking by. At least a lot of these things are teaching moments for the boys that there are even adults who need to work on their manners.

I’ve been playing uke during the day and knitting at night while we’re waiting for the shows to start. I now seem to have screwed up a part of my knitting and need to go looking for some knitting guru. I hear there’s a gang of them that hang out in the library during the day. I keep telling Peter I reallllly want to walk into the room and go “WHAT UP MY KNITTAAAHHHS”. Seriously? Wouldn’t that be the funniest?

I also attended a Dancing with the Stars at Sea class.. only I didn’t know it was a competition. I did the thing with a pretend partner because Peter was attending a lecture. I was all sweaty and having fun with my samba bounce but was horrified to find myself selected in this gameshow where I had to compete. I got second place to a woman who has a ballroom background. If I’d known I would have tried a little harder and maybe not have showed up with a t-shirt, yoga pants, and sneakers. Loads of ladies showed up in dancing shoes. The entire thing was done as a partnership with the Dancing with the Stars show on ABC. It was good fun but it went pretty fast and a lot of people were really lost after the first couple of steps. I took Peter by the room today to check out the Waltz. Peter watched for 30 seconds, and before his be-croc’d footwear hit the dancefloor he had decided it was too hard and he gave up.

Boys swimming in the ships pool as we sail to Samoa….

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Sunday, October 06, 2013

Australia and New Zealand Cruise–Sailing the Pacific to Hawaii

 

Aloha from 800 odd miles off the coast of Hawaii! Day 7 of the cruise and it is hard to imagine that on one of our regular cruises we would be disembarking the ship today!  Definitely not ready for that as it feels like we just unpacked.  I’m not sure how appealing 7 day cruises will be in the future either!  I guess you can tell you are truly on vacation once you no longer know which day of the week it is.  Holland America’s elevator floor mats are the only thing that keeps me up to date on the day of the week!

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We had a fun German Oktoberfest BBQ on the pool deck yesterday and spent a ton of time swimming with the boys – Henry is slowly getting more confident in the water which is great.

Also some drama at sea today.  A passenger needed some vital medication delivered.  We’re literally in the middle of the pacific between Hawaii and LA.  The ship stopped while a coast guard plane dropped the needed medicine into the ocean and one of the ships life boats went to pick it up.

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Last night was formal night so we enjoyed forcing the boys to wear shirts and ties along with dining on lobster.  They weren’t that keen on the lobster – no problem.  I ate theirs,  The boys continue to entertain the crew – they are quite the little celebrities amongst the sea of retired folks!  This morning the waiters spent a ton of time making them little origami Transformers which were pretty cool!

Sunday today and still a full 2 days till Hawaii.  They’ve been running Ukulele classes which Misty has been helping out with and formed an intermediate group!

Lance Ringnald (US Olympic Gymnast) did a show in the main theatre last night which was much more entertaining than I expected – A mix of comedy, gymnastics, juggling and piano playing/singing… On the entertainment side be careful not to confuse a night of “Rat Pack” music with “Brat Pack” – I was all ready for a boisterous evening singing St Elmo’s fire and the like only to find – well it isn’t that.

Time to read a little more then go jump in the pool with the boys again….

Friday, October 04, 2013

Australia and New Zealand Cruise – Los Angeles

 

Henry received his antibiotics a couple of nights ago and luckily his ear ache appears to be well on the mend.  He was quite the hit with the Doctor and Nurse on the ship who said he was the youngest patient they had seen in a long long time!  This morning was Grant’s turn to visit the Doctor – also for an ear infection.  Racking up quite the medical bills on board as well as the alcohol bill!

The swimming pools were refilled the day after we left Seattle and we had a fun swim yesterday afternoon – Wind picked up over night though and we’re back to the boat rocking and rolling so the swimming pools are shut again (though still filled so lots of water sloshing around!)

We had 700 more people jin the ship in LA and it will be full for the sailing over to Australia.

Last night Peter and I were seated in the auditorium early for the show.  It started at 8pm and I was exhausted already.  I pulled out my knitting to pass the time.. then had a look down at my flip flops –with great arch support and was hit with the realization that perhaps I fit in with this silver haired crowd more than I cared to admit.  Also sitting next to my Silver Fox Grecian 2000 Guy is probably bringing my perceived average up.  Can’t be the crows feet.. can’t! 

DSC02711We got off the ship in LA and met up with our friend Gail and her daughter Haley.  Gail’s husband Jared moved from Microsoft down to LA to work for Disney.  We took the last little walk on the last land our feet will be touching for 4 days.  Gail showed up with a workbook for Grant and cough meds for Henry which we much appreciated.  There are some friends that no matter how busy your life gets, when you do actually meet up, it’s like no time has passed.  Gail is one of those friends.  Hoping we can do a cruise with them or see them soon again.  Haley was as silly, charming and cute as ever and made me look wistfully at the girly hat, stroller and mary janeDSC02717 shoes we’ll never buy – not having another one, mom & dad – don’t get excited.

Grant and Henry have been trying lots of new foods as well – So far Grant has discovered he likes Calamari (didn’t tell him it was squid till after) and Duck.  He tried cous cous today and said it was different than he thought it would be..and then started talking about meat.  Took me a little while before I realized he had thought I called it “goose goose”.

Holland America Ships also run Windows training classes onboard – It is pretty cool to see long lines of people wanting to get trained on Windows 8 and SkyDrive.  They are also using brand new Sony Tap 20 systems!  Peter kind of wants to sit in on a few classes but not sure he wants to get dragged into solving peoples problems on vacation!

Holland America just started up their “On Location” program on this cruise so it is filled with region specific activities – Ukulele classes started up today along with Lei and Hula lessons.  Also a good series of lectures on marine life and the history of Hawaii.

Tonight (Fri 10/4) is the first formal night so need go get dressed up! Didn’t bring tuxes or gowns this time though.

Tuesday, October 01, 2013

Australia and New Zealand Cruise– Day 1-2

 

Day 1

Well despite being on the ship I still can’t get my head around the fact that we will be on this floating city for the next 40 days. It doesn’t help that we spent the first night in the port in Seattle, due to high winds along the coast. Peter was disappointed as he loves nothing more than being out on the open seas and a good story. We were relieved to see a little boy around G&H’s age in the check out lane with us. On top of that he had an Angry Birds Space shirt on so the boys somehow deemed him already cool and one of their kind.

About a millisecond after we got checked through we were immediately recognized from a couple from Cruise Critic website where Peter had made few posts about our concerns with bringing the boys (including homeschooling and missing Halloween, lack of volume control, etc). Several people are on this ship that know there is a little boy Grant who is 8 and a little boy Henry who is 6. So much for any sort of anonymity. I hope these Grandparents can remember kids of their own and that not every day is a perfect behavior day.

Homeschool has been a challenge. Despite having far fewer hours doing school work he keeps pushing every minute on when his “off” days will happen. Never one to miss an opportunity to be the model A++++ student/child when Grant is being a challenge, Henry is tearing through his homework like Nerds Gone Wild. He’s finished 3 weeks worth in the first 2 mornings. We’re trying to figure out the best way to get this done daily.

After setting sail last night the Captain announced that while we were going to be leaving we needed to be mindful of the severity of the ship rocking. Ladies advised against high heels (woohoooo!) and all the deck chairs would be tied down along with outdoor doors being locked. They have drained the pool (so there goes our plan for homeschool while one child swims). I took a motion sickness pill last night but haven’t really needed one today.

Day 2

Still more struggles with homeschooling. I suspect this will continue until Grant figures out it has to happen no matter how much he whines.

During lunch today the Captain announced our new schedule that would enable us to make up the lost day we spent in Seattle. We will be heading into Maui (instead of Hilo) and will be spending ONE day in Honolulu instead of the preplanned 2.

Grant decided he liked calamari but looked horrified when we told him it was squid.. and then decided he liked it enough to order his own order.

First opportunity I’ve had to get my Uke out and play though Peter needed to do one last piece of work so I’m a bit self-conscious about strumming and singing in the enclosed Lido with loads of people around.

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Sunday, September 22, 2013

Leaving on a slow boat…

Its not often you get to take 3 months off work!  So when Microsoft awarded me the MS Achievement Award which comes with an 8-12 week sabbatical I was floored! We were tempted to wait and take it at a later date, but a number of factors made this a perfect time to travel.  We just shipped Windows 8.1 and hardware is well on track.  There was a cruise leaving for New Zealand this coming weekend, it had one cabin left, the quarterly cruise magazine arrived that same day, and the kids school was supportive!

So we’re off…  41 night cruise from Seattle to Auckland, then a week renting an RV in the North Island of New Zealand followed by 2 weeks with family in Christchurch on the South Island.

We’ll be on this itinerary and we hope to be able to post some updates on the blog as we go!  This time next week we’ll be sailing from Seattle to LA prior to setting course for Hawaii on Wednesday Oct 2nd.  But for now tons to arrange with the house sitting, packing and planning for what to do at each place!!

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Saturday, December 24, 2011

Thursday, July 07, 2011

odds n ends

Nothing much new just a few little funny stories about the boys..

Dead Inside

A couple of weeks ago Grant started telling me all mommies were mean.  “It’s true.. they are”.  I kinda brushed him off and figured it was some weird phase or he was mad about having to do is ONE job of emptying the dishwasher (and not letting him con Henry into do it for him).  But this kept coming up in different conversations throughout the week and the other attributes he’d given to “all mommies” were getting more disturbing.  “All mommies are mean, they are evil.. and they are dead inside”.  Weirdly I took the most offense to the “dead inside” comment.  How could he think I was dead inside?!?  I’m the most alive-iest inside person I know!!  (could someone dead inside come up with a word like alive-iest?.. ok don’t answer that)  And really, that’s a weird concept for a kid to say… “dead inside”?  really?  I can’t imagine WHERE he would have heard that.  I pushed for more answers.  I got “they’re all wrapped in themselves”.  What?!?! Now we’re all self-centered?  Where is this kid getting his intel?  Am I going to have to actually start WATCHING Power Rangers to find out what it’s teaching my kid?  I had to get to the bottom of this.  “How are they wrapped in themselves.. what do you mean, Grant?”.  He answered “You know.. like band-aid wrap stuff.. wrapped around their heads and bodies and stuff.”  The light went on.  Mummies.  Got it.  It all fell into place.  So I could breathe a sigh of relief knowing my kid didn’t find me dead inside and wrapped up in myself, mean and evil.  I’m normal.  He’s normal.  The world has been restored to it’s normal self.  Smile

 

Does Not Approve

Yesterday after swimming lessons I stopped to get the boys Happy Meals on the way home.  On the way home Henry opened his only to find they’d mistakenly given him a GIRL TOY.  We were already on the road and I wasn’t about to go back and switch it out.  So I told him sometimes girl toys could be fun too.  He seemed fine with it.  Grant however was not amused.  From the backseat I heard him say with much disdain in his voice “That’s a BARBIE doll.   I don’t like Barbies.. if I ever got a Barbie I would just go over and throw it right in the trash”.  Henry somehow didn’t catch what was going on and wanted to fit in so he of course agreed “uh huh! I would throw it away too”  and I hear Grant say “well that’s whatcha got!”  It didn’t turn into any huge argument so I didn’t think much of it.  When we got home they were able to open their toys and Grant looked on with serious disgust as Henry opened his Barbie Head with it’s matching comb.  Fortunately Henry didn’t know what Grant meant when he said “Actually Henry’s Happy Meal toy is really lame”.  It’s always weird when you hear your kid come out with little phrases like that.  Today I’ve already heard Grant again say twice “If I ever got a Barbie I’d just throw it in the trash”.  Perhaps the power of suggestion would make Henry do the right thing.  It’s like he thinks it’s devaluing all of the other cool toys in the toy room by even allowing it to exist in our house.  I’m going to keep it around for awhile to see what happens to it. 

They are seriously and endless source of entertainment.. every day. 

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Time Slipping Through My Fingers…

Grant graduated from preschool on Wednesday.  I think the with all the chaos of the end of the school year events and planning it didn’t really leave me with too much time to do any introspective thinking.  I found over the weekend these small waves of reflection sort of popping up at random times throughout the day.  In some ways he seems like such a little boy still. Can he really be leaving for school ALL DAY in the fall?  In other ways I’m completely stopped in my tracks at how much he’s grown.  This is a picture of Grant on his first day and last day of preschool at Bellevue Country Day School.

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I remember his first day and his nervousness. He is and forever will be an observer first. He sits back, takes in the environment, the people, what is going on, and what his role will be and then decides if he wants to participate. There was a lot of thumb sucking and observing going on that first week. The little boy in the second picture knows his role and is more confident and talks excitedly about kindergarten in the fall (though I still sense a tiny bit of anxiety and I know it will take him to get used to it).

This morning I came home from Zumba and found all 3 of my guys watching Planet Earth.  I came in and Grant gave me the run down about snow leopards and how they had to kill other animals to eat them and a load of other little facts.  I’m always amazed at how much he picks up and how his mind works.  He laid across the couch with his head in my lap, while he carried on watching.  I got a little teary remembering 5 years ago sitting in the exact same location with a tiny baby that fit in the crook of my arm while I fed him.  I had tons to get down today but lingered there a little longer knowing this moment would be gone in a heartbeat.  I was reminded of the ABBA song Time Slipping Through My Fingers. 

on to the next chapter…

lyrics

Slipping Through My Fingers lyrics


Schoolbag in hand, she leaves home in the early morning
Waving goodbye with an absent-minded smile
I watch her go with a surge of that well-known sadness
And I have to sit down for a while
The feeling that I'm losing her forever
And without really entering her world
I'm glad whenever I can share her laughter
That funny little girl

Slipping through my fingers all the time
I try to capture every minute
The feeling in it
Slipping through my fingers all the time
Do I really see what's in her mind
Each time I think I'm close to knowing
She keeps on growing
Slipping through my fingers all the time

Sleep in our eyes, her and me at the breakfast table
Barely awake, I let precious time go by
Then when she's gone there's that odd melancholy feeling
And a sense of guilt I cant deny
What happened to the wonderful adventures
The places I had planned for us to go
(slipping through my fingers all the time)
Well, some of that we did but most we didn't
And why I just don't know

Slipping through my fingers all the time
I try to capture every minute
The feeling in it
Slipping through my fingers all the time
Do I really see what's in her mind
Each time I think I'm close to knowing
She keeps on growing
Slipping through my fingers all the time

Sometimes I wish that I could freeze the picture
And save it from the funny tricks of time
Slipping through my fingers...

Slipping through my fingers all the time

Schoolbag in hand she leaves home in the early morning
Waving goodbye with an absent-minded smile...

Monday, April 18, 2011

AQUA ZUMBA DEMO! WEDNESDAY APRIL 27TH AT 7:30PM

I’d like to invite you and your friends to a free Aqua Zumba demonstration class that I’m teaching on Wednesday 4/27 at 7:30pm at Samena Swim & Recreation Club in Bellevue. This is a full length class and is free for participants. Non-members must sign-in at the Front Desk and pay the Samena Guest Fee of $8, which can be applied to their first enrolled session. The session starts the following week at the same date/time. PLEASE CALL SAMENA TO PRE-REGISTER AND RESERVE YOUR SPOT FOR THE DEMO! 425-746-1160

From the Zumba website:

Known as the Zumba® "pool party," the Aqua Zumba program gives new meaning to the idea of an invigorating workout. Splashing, stretching, twisting, even shouting, laughing, hooting and hollering are often heard during an Aqua Zumba class. Integrating the Zumba formula and philosophy with traditional aqua fitness disciplines, the Aqua Zumba class blends it all together into a safe, challenging, water-based workout that's cardio-conditioning, body-toning, and most of all, exhilarating beyond belief.


So, leave your floaties at home.. bring a towel, your water bottle, aqua shoes (if you have them), and your groove thang (to shake) and join us for a calorie-burning hour of fun and great music.
Please let me know if I can answer any questions. I can be reached at misty_dampier@hotmail.com or 425-818-0220.

Samena Swim and Recreation Club

15231 Lake Hills Blvd. Bellevue 98007

Bellevue, WA 98007

Thanks!

Misty

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Getting schooled …

I’m always amazed at all the stuff Grant comes out with that he’s learned in school.  I ask him every day what he did and his answer is “ummm I can’t remember” then in the middle of doing some random task he’ll blurt out some odd trivia.  This week, I was surprised when Grant came home and told me about his old classmate who had come back to visit from Egypt.  His teacher explained to the class that there was a lot of fighting going on in Egypt and that was why they came home.  It feels weird that he’s now becoming aware of current events.

Other things I’ve been informed of over the past school year in passing conversations:  Pluto is no longer a planet.. according to Grant it is now a “not planet”.  The brontosaurus is not a dinosaur anymore.  Indigo is no longer a recognized color of the rainbow (I actually had to look this up). 

Henry, as the second born is always letting me know what is going on in his little world so he can get equal face time.  This morning I was up early with the boys and he crawled in my lap and was chattering about Lego and then stopped and said “Actually, Mommy I need to tell you sumfeen… it’s actually kinda stinky in there.”  As the parent of a child not quite through potty training, I immediately went into questioning “Where? Did you go in your pants? Where is it stinky?”  He replied “No, in your mowf”.  I’d be kinda fine if kept his opinions to himself in that respect.  Smile with tongue out Gotta love ‘em. Smile

Friday, December 24, 2010

A Virtual Merry Christmas to all!

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Hello and Merry Christmas from the Dampiers! With two little boys in our household not a day goes by that we don’t spend talking about some random Super Hero. After some time I came to the realization that we, as a family actually do have Super Powers or at least Super Senses. While we aren’t rushing out to buy matching leotards (you can thank me later) I think that the Justice League could perhaps make use of our skills. I plan to submit the resume listed below. I think we may have a shot!

Have a wonderful holiday and we look forward to seeing and/or hearing from you in the New Year!

Also please enjoy the enclosed photo that has nothing to do with Christmas or Super Heroes. It is perhaps proof the Christmas mania has set in. J

The not-very-dangerous-only-available-before- 7pm-bedtime crime fighting super hero family,

The Dampiers

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The Dampiers

Peter, Misty, Grant and Henry

Objective

  • World domination or successfully getting through potty training before Henry goes to college

Parental Super Skills

  • The sound of a faucet not turned off 3 rooms away
  • Or the ability to judge the disaster in the other room by the intonation of "uh-oh"
  • mmmMastery in sniffing out a potty accident from up to 15 feet away
  • Proficient in functioning on 2.5 hours of sleep on a single whiff of caffeine
  • Supersonic hearing coupled with parental intuition demonstrated by being able to identify the sound of a faucet left running 3 rooms away
  • Can expertly judge the severity of disaster in the next room by the intonation and inflection of the word “uh-oh”
  • Possesses the ability to administer “mind-eraser” powers to preschoolers by simply asking “What did you do at school today?”
  • Extensive experience in withstanding torture as demonstrated by enduring countless trips through “It’s a Small World” ride while on family Disneyland vacation.

Kid Super Skills

  • The ability to hone in on a parent's unique kryptonite for personal gain with any of the following but not limited to: whining, repetitive mom, mom.. mom.. mom.. mom, puppy dog eyes
  • Resistance to learning manners or sharing coupled with instant absorption of a dirty word
  • Time warping mastery that includes making a 10 minute lego clean-up job take 2 hours or alternately whipping through an activity in 5 minutes that was planned for the entire afternoon
  • Superior negotiation skills demonstrated by easily conning grandparents into ice cream every night while on Alaskan Cruise.
  • The ability to melt the hearts and charm the socks off parents, with a single, unexpected “I love you” and hug.

Equipment

  • Family possesses minivan enabling them to remedy a natural disaster, feed the hungry, and placate rowdy kids with a movie all from the confines of the vehicle. Also, can carpool (batmobile and invisible jet – FAIL).

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Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Happy Birthday Henry Doodle. :)

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My baby is 3.  I can’t quite believe that 3 years ago we were blessed with another baby so completely opposite to his brother that it felt like we were parental newbies again.  They seem to be polar opposites in temperaments, physical stature, personality and about anything else.  We thought we had this parenting gig down pat and it turns out we were back at square one.  The only useful skills we could carry over were.. put them to sleep on their back.. and which way the diapers went on.  Grant from day 1 has always been super independent.  Hugs and affections were ok if you hurried up about it –linger for more than 2 seconds and he pushes you away.. still.  Henry is the opposite – he’ll sit quite happily in my lap, cheek to cheek, forever.  There was a time when Henry kept coming up to me and whining at my feet with his arm outstretched.  It honestly took me an embarrassing amount of time to realize that he wanted to be carried.. not to get at something higher..just to be carried.  To this day Grant has never asked to be carried, ever.  Henry could happily live out his life as a baby kangaroo. 

I think every parent worries they’ll compare their second born to their first (like I just did, twice) constantly which will lead to a life in therapy as an adult.  Of course you do.. you have no other little being that you know so well.  But our comparisons aren’t if they measure up only that we’re constantly boggled by how different they are. 

You also worry that when the second child comes along that they will repeatedly feel ripped off.  It’s true that I haven’t enrolled Henry in hardly ANY of the classes that Grant used to take, because logistically it’s sometimes a nightmare.  We spend a lot more time at home and the boys really do get along well.  Henry is gaining useful skills at home that no gym or music class could teach so well, like sharing with a brother and when to tell mom things and when to keep it between brothers.  Last week Grant overflowed the toilet (I dunno what that kid DOES in there) but as Grant went about washing his hands and making faces in the mirror -he was completely oblivious to the toilet running all over the floor.  Henry on the other hand came running out and was in such a frenzy I had no idea what he was saying.  Finally he just kept saying.. “Get UP… COME ON… I SHOW YOU”.  As I followed him down the hallway I saw his little socks making wet tracks and hurried my pace to find the entire bathroom flooded and grant on the step stool still making face at himself in the mirror.  It was like having a slightly more useful version of Lassie! 

You may think a second child would feel left out or overshadowed by an older sibling..no need to worry with Henry.  The kid will NOT be ignored.  It’s not enough to acknowledge things he’s saying with an “MM-HMM”.. EVER – even when appropriate.  You answer his question with that and he shoots back with “DON’T SAY MM-HMM LIKE THAT – YOU NOT LISTENING TO ME!!”  “WHAT THIS UH-HUH? DON’T SAY UH-HUH.. YOU NOT LISTENING TO ME!!” 

He is a character and a cut-up and finds his older brother the most hilarious person in the universe.  He’s got eyelashes that are ridiculously long and the biggest brown eyes that can either turn on the charm or turn to a scowl that would stop you in your tracks.  I can’t wait to see what the years will bring us with this fun little guy.  Happy Birthday my little 3 yr old.

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love,

mum

Thursday, September 23, 2010

don’t ask, don’t tell.. preschool style.

I think most parents are in agreement that anytime you ask your kid what they did at school that the standard answer is usually “nothing” or “I dunno, stuff”.  So occasionally when Grant is feeling super chatty about his day I pounce with lots of follow up questions so I can get a glimpse of what his day was like and what he’s thinking about.

Today at school pick up he was chattering about some book they read at school that was SO funny about some big fat chicken.  And it was a fairytale.. like the princess and the pea and goldilocks and stuff. 

So I immediately thought.. chicken? oh.. perhaps Chicken Little or Chicken Licken.  I asked if it was about the chicken thinking that the sky was falling and he responded with “No.. it was about a .. chicken. and he was really fat.. and the straw or hay or something”.  Oh! got it! right!  Obviously it was the Little Red Hen who tried to get everyone to help her grow, harvest and bake the bread with no luck and then everyone wants to eat the fruits of her labor(sounds like my life btw).  So certain this was the fairytale Grant was speaking of I started explaining the Little Red Hen story and he stopped me.  “No..it was.. about a big fat chicken.. and I think he was eatin’ tacos”.  I thought surely I heard him wrong but no he continued that the tacos were made of straw or hay.  Now, I was completely stumped.

I got home and did some internet searches in the event that it was some modern day fairytale I didn’t know about.. and only came up with a thousand different recipes for chicken tacos.  So I then emailed a classmate’s mom asking if she’d find out about this Obese, Straw Taco Loving, Chicken story.  She went to work and mailed me back this:

Well I asked him and this is what I got.  "Chicken, there wasn’t no chicken." "Not at my school" "Duh"...verbatim...they are both out to make us nuts!!! And when I tried to explain about book and all, he said "Is this gonna take long 'cause i gotta tinkle"

I found another classmate’s mom on facebook that night and asked her.  Her son was still up and his response was this “he's singing something about baking bread and about a cat, a goose, and a hen?????”

So.. back to where we started.. with the little red hen.. the moral of this fairytale is when I get an answer don’t go digging for it’s meaning because after hours of research it still won’t be clear .. and that only leaves you confused and hungry for chicken tacos.  Take THAT Mother Goose.

-misty

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

sibling manipulation…FAIL.

Today Grant had to go to the Dr. to pee in a cup for the first time ever.  Of course he refused.  No amount of pleading or stickers convinced him that this was an OK thing to do.  The Dr. sent us home with 2 stickers and the cup to try and collect it at home.  On the way out the door Grant felt his presence at the Dr’s office warranted his 2 stickers and started whining and being obstinate.  I’m trying a new tactic for these tantrums that I can see coming.  Grant is one that will try to engage you in an argument for hours.. repeating the same thing over and over and over.  He also thinks he can negotiate everything.  Neither of these tactics on his part has ever worked so I’m not sure why he’s still trying.  After reading this 1-2-3 magic book though, I’ve realized that he’s just constantly trying to get us to argue with him.  I’ve stopped taking the bait.  So today we got to the car and I told him to fasten his seat belt and he told me that he wanted the 2 reward stickers (for weeing in the cup- that he didn’t do) before he would buckle himself in.  So I sat there and explained that he wasn’t going to get them..and that I would no longer be telling him WHY as I was telling him this NOW and we weren’t leaving the parking lot until he was in his seat belt. 

So I sat there checking email on my phone and ignoring him.. while he screamed “I. WANT. MY. STICKER. RIGHT. NOWW!!!!” Which on it’s own is incredibly awesome in the pediatrician’s parking lot with every parent walking bye casting judgey judy looks at your child spewing horrible demands.  All the while Henry was looking on.. either horrified.. or observing what worked and what didn’t.  After awhile Grant calmed down and I thought we’d be off in no time.  When I heard the following conversation:

Grant: Henry.. Henry.. tell mommy you want the Spiderman sticker.. but DON’T say it’s for me.. just say “I want the Spiderman sticker”

Henry: Ok.. Mommy, Grant want-

Grant: NOOOO NO HENRY.. don’t say I want it.. say you want to have it.. just say “I want the Spiderman sticker.. "

Henry: “Grant want the Spiderman sti-"

Grant: Noooooo HENRY NO .. don’t say my name.. MOMMY, HENRY HAS SOMETHING TO TELL YOU.. (quietly) henry.. don’t say my name.

Henry:…..  …. “him want the spi-“

Grant: NOOOOO..HENRY DO NOT SAY MY NAME!!

All the while Henry was just NOT getting what it was that Grant wanted and kept looking at him like he was crazy as he was doing EXACTLY what he asked. 

So it seems we’ve already entered into the stage where your kid thinks you’re a complete dumbass.  I really thought that started in high school when they think we don’t know they’re planning on how to get to unchaperoned parties.  I don’t know how he thought I couldn’t HEAR the entire conversation and what he was doing. 

Exasperated and annoyed he finally relented and I heard a very quiet “click” from behind me.  I was glad my sweet little polite boy had returned when he yelled out  “WHY AREN’T WE GOING ANYWHERE???!?!?”

always a work in progress… Smile with tongue out

oh. and he DID pee in the cup at home.. and then every time after that he needed to go he wanted to be going in the cup.  I’m not going to be trusting any cups lying around for awhile. 

-misty

Wednesday, September 08, 2010

half a decade ago..

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I gave birth to a bright and smiley little boy that stole my heart from the moment I saw him.  It’s been a crazy whirlwind that has completely flown by. 

He was an easy baby that was very independent from the moment he arrived.  He has always been this ball of sunshine and I didn’t realize it was any different to any other baby until people asked me every time we were out “Is he always this happy?” 

Grant’s a very caring little guy that has seemed to grasp empathy and caring for others at really early age.  He is emotional, like me.. strong willed and stubborn.. like both of his parents.  He has incredible recall for minute details that happened years ago.  But mostly he is a great little guy that you can’t help being happy around – unless he’s having one of his little screaming fits we’ve been dealing with lately..  then.. wow.. earplugs. 

Today was a big day.  It was Grant’s birthday.. or beerthday as he still calls it (I’m sure he’ll pick this back up in college).  It was also his first day of pre-k school.  After school I picked up his best friend Garret to come over for a playdate and then we took them all out to Red Robin for Grant’s birthday dinner.  I’m reminded now of why we will ALWAYS have birthday parties somewhere else.  The boys had a grand time.  It’s so funny hearing him interact with his little friends in different social situations.  We got to RR and Grant immediately introduced “my friend Garrett who is gonna eat with us for my beerthday” to the host.  The boys were quite squirelly all through dinner but we kind of let them be a little crazy.  We were tucked in a corner with only a few other families in earshot. 

My favorite conversation that had me in stitches was between Grant and Garrett.  Grant was asking Garrett “Remember that time when I did blah blah blah.. and I got the Skittles?”  Grant’s speech is coming along but he does sound like he’s saying “Squittles”.  Somehow Garrett heard this a little wrong.. and had a lot of questions about this incident.. repeating back.. “You got the Shittles?  When did you get the Shittles?  I didn’t get Shittles did I?  Where did you get the Shittles?”  After nearly shooting my drink through my nose I turned my head.. and laughed until I was crying.. occasionally snorting throughout dinner remembering it.  It’s still cracking me up as I write this. 

Before we left the Red Robin crew did the Happy Birthday song and dance for Grant and actually brought out little tiny sundaes for Garrett and Henry as well.  I was trying to get them not to eat as much because I knew we had cake and ice cream at home.  Peter thought he’d help Henry along by taking a bite and Henry bit his head off and sneered at him “NO! It’s not YOUR birthday”.. which.. is amusing considering it wasn’t Henry’s either. 

Oh.. and this year Grant requested a beerthday cake that looked like a bag of popcorn.  The problem with being arty is that your kids now think you can create or make anything.  The problem with loving this stuff and your kids is that you will move mountains and lose countless hours of sleep to do it.  Here’s the cake.. and really it only took a few hours. Smile 

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Happy Beerthday my little 5 year old.  May the years to come bring as much laughter and joy as you have brought to us.. and not so much in the Shittles dept.

 

love,

mum

xoxo

Monday, July 19, 2010

Potty training Henry – Day 1

My method to potty training is to select a week in the summer when the forecast is good for a week (perhaps the biggest obstacle yet).  I strip the child-in-training down to nothing from the waist down and we do outdoor activities on the deck for a week and a half with the potty right beside us.  This also includes endless amounts of juice and what I have always promised - Hershey’s kisses (1 kiss for wee’s, 2 kisses for #2’s).  For his job as the cheerleader Grant also gets a Hershey’s kiss when Henry does. 

Today was day one with Henry.  At first Henry wouldn’t get OFF the potty unless he had undies to walk around in.  Once those were provided he and Grant got to work on finger painting.  Juice boxes flowed like wine.  About 20 minutes into it Henry was alarmed that he wet his Diego underpants so I sat him on the potty.

About 15 minutes later Grant wanted to see how progress was going and screeched the news that Henry had indeed gone in the potty.

We made a big deal and I awarded Henry and Grant with their chocolates.  I went and emptied the potty and Henry decided he liked his place at the throne… in less than 5 minutes he’d gone again.  Cheering all around ensued and the whole process was repeated.  I now was in the process of making their dinner as well and came around the corner to hear Grant saying.. “Henry.. do you need to go again?.. no? .. just move and let me try to go wee in there and we can get another chocolate”.  That kid is SO sneaky. 

I also seem to have opened the flood gates with Henry as he’s gone for the 4th time in the hour and right now I can hear Grant asking every 10 seconds if he has to go again. 

-misty

Monday, July 12, 2010

E is for Entrapment…

The past few weeks we’ve had my in-laws staying with us.  They don’t drive so we’ve had to configure the van so that Henry is in the second row and for ease of getting in and out we’ve put down the other 2nd row seat so the 2 In-laws and Grant are in the 3rd row. 

On one of our excursions out Henry had 2 crayons and a bit of paper he was coloring with and Grant decided later that he needed a turn.  Fast forward to a few hours later and the following conversation ensued.

Grant:  “Henry.. Henry.. blaojeiojfieow?”

Me: What Grant?

Grant: "No Mommy, I’m talking to HENRY.. not you”

Me:  “Geez, alright"

Grant: “Henry?”

Henry: “uh-huh!”

(I should at this point note that Henry will happily answer an affirmative “uh-HUH!” to any question asked excitedly.)

Grant: “Henry.  Did you color on the wall back here by my seat!?”

Henry:  “uh-HUH!” :)

Grant: “MOOOOOMMMMM.  Henry got crayon on the wall back here by my seat”

Me:  “Uh, Grant? Henry has never even been BACK near your seat.”

Grant: “He just said he did it”

Me: “Grant.  Henry has not been in that back seat.. do we need to have that talk about lying again?”

Grant: “But Henry said he did it!”

Me: “Grant!”

Grant: “Oh.  Yes.  I think that was a mistake.  I think it was maybe Mr. Nobody that did it.. I think he was back here.”

Obviously we need to revisit the lesson on lying but when do they get so cunning?

Tuesday, June 08, 2010

iPoot.

Peter got an iPad this last week (I still don’t GET why we needed one but a “boy and his toys” is a whole separate blog post). He’s quite late on the iPad acquisition and we’ve had a running joke since it’s come out about “takin’ it to the iPad”. On one of the Entertainment gossip shows in the evening one of the commentators was obviously comp’d an iPad and at LEAST once a segment he says “let’s take it to the iPad” where he does nothing but slide a photo around and point to famous people. Henry has obviously picked up on some of this and applied it to his world. I now hear him daily talking about “iPoot” and it’s usually followed by a familiar nauseating scent. But have no worries.. there’s an “app” for that.. it’s called a diaper. Peter seems less happy about “Takin’ it to the iPoot”.

TP Tuesdays

For the past couple of weeks Grant has been yelling out from the bathroom that he can “only wipe my own bum on Tuesdays”.  I thought it was just some weird regression and told him he needed to do it every time, no matter what day.  Today he extended the offer to Tuesdays and Wednesdays.  When I told him he was in luck because today was Tuesday he responded “Oh.  Well then today I can wipe my bum" as if it were the most normal thing in the world.  I don’t even want to know the horrors that are going on back there on a daily basis.  And I don’t know what it has to do with the other days of the week.